Monday, January 22, 2007

FUGLY

I can't emphasise how much of a pig I think Jade Fugly is. I feel insulted by just looking at this repugnant creature, nevermind hearing her. How on earth did she earn 8 million quid? Are elements of the great british public so desperate for pseudo-faux celebs? On a related topic, I think that the government missed a trick by not using parts of BB on adverts for education....

Clips of Jack ('what's an emveryo") and Jade ("how comes eskimos haven't turned into iceycubes"), with the sober tag line of "do you want your kids to end up like this? Choose Education..."

On a more positive note. I could look at Shilpa all day.

8 Comments:

Blogger frankien said...

whats a pseudo faux celebrity? Is that a real celebrity pretending to not be a real celebrity?

4:04 AM  
Blogger Lord G said...

it's worse than a fake celeb. It's like double the fake celeb. As genuine as the fake Vuitton (sp?) bags

9:12 AM  
Blogger Moon said...

Jade is vile. Her mouth is massive. Even bigger than Winehouse's.

9:38 AM  
Blogger Tombola said...

I'm saddened to hear you say these things G, Jade thinks very highly of you.

Anyhow, while in the queue in shop yesterday I was perusing the covers of those Now!/Ok!/Rubbish! mags and they were all united in featuring Ms Goody on the cover ('The fall of Jade' etc.) but one of them shocked me with its ferocity. I think it was Now and the cover read something like "WE HATE JADE! Nation turns on thick, ugly racist!"

How did they get away with printing that?

2:08 AM  
Blogger Lord G said...

Is it now wrong to print the truth Bola?

9:56 AM  
Blogger Lord G said...

Is it now wrong to print the truth Bola?

9:56 AM  
Blogger Tombola said...

A cover like that is highly irresponsible.

2:15 AM  
Blogger Moon said...

That is unbelievable. Next week's headline: "Jade tops herself".

6:33 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home