Cock Piss Partridge

Down here in the saaarrrrfff I'm lucky enough to have an old friend locally. Him and his t'other hayfe were nice enough to put me up (put up with me) for two weeks before christmas, for free, cook for me, and provide food. Ace!

Anyway, me and Podster were commenting on the lack of pub quizzes in floriduh. We therefore resolved to attend a pub quiz at the next opportunity. We spotted one around the corner and hey presto, we were quaffing alcohol among the yokels and giving it a go.

We won. First time. 70 quid. Good eh? We went back the following week, but were shocked when it was announced that our total was 74 and the winner got 89. We asked to see our paper and were given a fair bit of grief for it. The winners immediately buggered off with 80 quid plus. There was a music section - 15 songs, where a point was awarded for each of the artist and title. The markers buggered up and gave us 14 instead of 29 - we would have got 89 and been joint winners.

I'm not bitter. Much.

CPP was our quiz name by the way. We'll retain it until we take back the crown. Cue serious-training montage....