What do you need?
Ok, this is from an e-mail, but it's a bit of cheap fun. Please do it and post your response in the comments... The instructions and my response are below:
This is funny: go to the Google search engine and type in your name And "needs" after it, e.g. "John needs".
Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears.
(It should say something like: "John needs a shave")
Put this at the bottom of this list then pass it on to people you know.
Also pass it back to the person who sent it to you.
1) To make progress, Gareth needs to refine his basic technique to place his feet appropriately in the run up immediately prior to delivery, and aim for a consistent line and length in his delivery (I thought that I'd never had any problems with my length or my delivery... ahem).
This is funny: go to the Google search engine and type in your name And "needs" after it, e.g. "John needs".
Write down the description of the first (or best!) website that appears.
(It should say something like: "John needs a shave")
Put this at the bottom of this list then pass it on to people you know.
Also pass it back to the person who sent it to you.
1) To make progress, Gareth needs to refine his basic technique to place his feet appropriately in the run up immediately prior to delivery, and aim for a consistent line and length in his delivery (I thought that I'd never had any problems with my length or my delivery... ahem).
posted by Lord G at 7:04 AM
4 Comments:
No kidding...at the top of my list was:
'Tom needs cure for homophobia'
I also liked:
'Tom needs a swift kick in the face'
and one from the National Autistic Society:
'It's obvious that Tom needs to be back in a school setting - amongst his peers
Caroline needs the money but is reluctant to take from a child. (yeah, right)
Now Caroline needs an MRI every year for the rest of her life.
Moon needs 3 homes.
Caroline needs to find a way to begin to make amends for what she has done.
And finally:
Caroline needs many buddies, and even more prayers. Caroline will never be adoptable.
unfortunately my top hit was a website dedicated to the Emily needs... google game. However I did get the following:
Emily needs to be told No & to be whipped into shape by Nanny 911
Emily needs a special certificate for her efforts
Emily needs a home that will provide her a loving place to live out her final years. She has some arthritis in her hips and prefers to stay away from stairs
hoorah!
Akira needs to pass this test to get into middle school. When he gets home that evening, he will study his notes and do homework assignments for several hours.
You can read more about my average day at school here: eolit.hrw.com/hlla/rw/index2.jsp?Chapter=15&Page=1
I'm afraid it is all very boring.
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