Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Arate cocka spadge....

I'm back in the holy land. Yes, that's right, the true cultural centre of Europe... Paris? Pah! Milan? Rubbish! Barnsley is clearly where it's at. Had three hours sleep on the plane (good for me) though was sat next to a complete dweeb. I think he touches animals inappropriately when nobody is looking. Perhaps he films it and puts it on the web for other proper deviants (i'm only a fake deviant). I took my revenge on him by farting liberally. I bet Em is shaking her head if reading this.

Busyish for next couple of days, so will post more at weekend. I might come through to Leeds to convince Leeds Uni dwellers to go for a jar next week.

One quick question, possibly for Tom. What is it with Mancunians and those big trampolines in the back garden? Feckin loads of them!

9 Comments:

Blogger Tombola said...

It's not just Mancunians G, but you're onto something. I spotted loads on the train down from Leeds earlier. On the train from Waterloo to Guildford I must have seen a dozen. Are there many in Barnsley? If it wasn't for trains, I would have had no idea about there increasing popularity.

Em may have been shaking her head while reading, but I was chuckling.

6:20 AM  
Blogger Lord G said...

Someone else has just announced their disatisfaction with my flatulance-related etiquette.

If there are any in Barnsley, I suspect they were purchased with a view to obtaining the ability to gain entrance to a first floor window.

6:24 AM  
Blogger Moon said...

Actually I think they are disproportionately located in the North West.

Would try to type in Barnsley style accent to welcome you home but it's difficult to do. I used to know a Barnsleyite who said "buggerface" an awful lot, and so that is what I associate with the region.

5:00 AM  
Blogger Lord G said...

al afta teech thi a few u sayins from rarnd ere then lass. Its prity easy mind, thas just got te lerrit floh.

7:25 AM  
Blogger frankien said...

oi gareth, welcome back. I am coming to submit phd on friday if youre around then?

7:48 AM  
Blogger Lord G said...

Buggerbloodyshit. I'm down with Tombola on Friday PM as got to go to US Embassy. I'll be back on Saturday...?

8:39 AM  
Blogger frankien said...

might be around, we'll see!! give me a ring- will email you my mob.

9:19 AM  
Blogger Lord G said...

you mean this friday or next friday?

11:32 AM  
Blogger Tombola said...

ha! Gaz prefers spending time with the Willis ahead of Munch!

1:52 AM  

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